It Wasn’t My Fault, Officer

Former Chicago Bulls star Dennis Rodman driving in the wrong direction? On Interstate 5? (“The Five” as they say in southern California.) On the Santa Ana Freeway in Orange County – home of Disneyland? In the carpool lane? Hard to imagine, I know. But Mr. Rodman had a good excuse. It was someone else’s fault. According to his attorney, “The driving error at night was due to poor sign placement.”

No word from the driver who swerved to avoid Rodman’s vehicle and crashed into a concrete barrier.

The Internet of Wh-a-a-a-t?

Remember the year 2000? I do. We expended time and effort to reassure business partners that we had made preparations to prevent all our systems from crashing at one second past midnight on New Year’s Eve 1999. We even had high-tech shorthand: Y2K. (Y2K – get it?) Today, we would expect a logo and theme music as well. All because the tech-wizards in whose genius we relied, didn’t know the year 2000 was coming. Guess what? They’re back. The subsequent tech generation is unleashing the Internet of Things. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Continue reading “The Internet of Wh-a-a-a-t?”

Struggling to Get By on $2,000,000 a Month

It’s not easy being Johnny Depp. It’s not inexpensive, either. Imagine if you had all these financial obligations:

  • Maintaining 14 residences, purchased for $75 million (including a string of islands in the Bahamas)
  • 45 luxury automobiles
  • 200-piece art collection – including Andy Warhol
  • 12 storage units of celebrity memorabilia
  • 70 collectible guitars
  • 24/7 security and 40-person entourage at $400,000 per month
  • Private air travel expense of $200,000 per month
  • Wine purchases at $30,000 per month
  • $7 million divorce settlement ending 15-month marriage

With two recent motion-picture box-office bombs, Mr. Depp’s expenses are outpacing his income. So of course he is doing what any sane person would do: blame somebody else. Johnny Depp is suing his long-time business managers, The Management Group, for $25 million, claiming they never told him he might have some financial problems. TMG responded that they, “… repeatedly warned and advised Depp to reduce his spending and sell unnecessary assets. But ultimately, the decision whether and how to spend his money was a decision for Depp to make. Depp listened to no one, including TMG and his other advisors, and he demanded they fund a lifestyle that was extravagant and extreme.”

And you thought you had problems.

Restaurant Reviews: Best of the Worst

Santa Rosa California, where I spent the past two decades, is the largest city between San Francisco and Portland. Its population is 175,000, about 50,000 more than when I arrived. Notable citizens of the city, other than me, included Luther Burbank, Robert Ripley, Charles M. Schulz, and champion self-promoter Guy Fieri. His celebrity-driven success made it expedient to sell Johnny Garlic’s restaurant, his starting point before Food Network fame.

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Scenes From the Neighborhood

A White Post Christmas

A Winter Wonderland
Frosty and his dog

Strange creatures out at night

Dogs having a good time

The snow and ice are gone; now it’s time for cleanup…

weight of ice and snow

… and repairs.

…ice and gravity